Since it is Saturday, its getting late, and I haven’t posted yet, here are a few fun words in Swedish. Also, be warned, while I don’t think my readers are a prudish lot, there is a bit more swearing than I might usually use on here.
Mummelbyxor – This translates to mumble pants. It is the Swedish word for camel toe – You can see the lips but you cannot hear what they are saying. Impress your friends by slipping this into conversation next time.
Knullrufs – This word does not translate easily, but it is a word used to describe when your hair does crazy ass things you cannot control. Like those annoying bits that stick straight up in the air even after you have combed everything out. Or knots that appear half way through your day.
But the Swedish word also implys that the reason you have such crazy hair is that you just finished fucking someone. The word knull is the Swedish word for fuck and the word rufs is somewhere inbetween tangle and unbrushed. So next time someone looks like they need to brush your hair, you can always say ’Nice knullrufs’
Lägga en pizza – Translates roughly to making a pizza or laying down a pizza, and I have seen this with other words than lägga, like göra en pizza. This means that you puked. It is really quite a suitable metaphor.
Any other good ones you can think of?